Once on-site, I really put it into gear and went right to work right away baby. HA! That's the problem, just like Miles said it would be. Their positive uplink RJ45S cable (the one that controls the positronic reactor on the rotating distribution channel) has come unplugged. This of course, causes all the "bits" and "bytes" destine for the uplink channel to fall on the floor. It's a real wonder that the pile of bits I found on the floor had not set off their Halon system. I'll just plug this back into the Cisco 2640 right here and that should fix the problem.

What's that Miles? Don't what? I can't hear you over the roar of puters in this room. (Whoops!) No, I didn't, not me. Oh that's the phone line I have here? It goes in the wall outlet? Oh. (gads baby) Is there network back up now? You should have seen the Director of MIS face, know what I mean baby! It was a really bad scene. The world should be really thankful they are guys like me and Miles to solve these rare and very complicated network issues.

Next stop, the Casino Aztar!
THIS is my kind of place to shag it down....
Now, how about that fifty you owe me Miles,
yeah, that one, the one I gave you to take that Director of MIS out to lunch.

Well, gota go baby. I think I'm about fifty bucks lighter now, but we're off to the next city and job (uh, mission I mean). Man, this is the life baby!